{"id":1172,"date":"2015-08-29T16:23:21","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T16:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.english-culture.com\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2021-09-22T12:57:07","modified_gmt":"2021-09-22T12:57:07","slug":"quotes-about-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.english-culture.com\/quotes-about-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes about shit"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Where<\/a>
Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being.
Antonin Artaud<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Quotes about shit, a selection of great quotes, aphorisms, ideas, and witty thoughts on shit, the earth and human beings by great, wise and famous authors<\/span><\/p>\n

Wise and fair concepts have already been expressed, but since people do not listen, and most importantly they do not know a shit, we must continue to repeat them.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s hard to really look at somebody and go: “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” You just don’t– I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it’s nice, it’s going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you’ve just decided that something shitty is going to happen.<\/span>
\nLouis C.K.<\/span><\/p>\n

I just stepped in shit, and now I\u2019ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.?<\/span>
\nJarod Kintz<\/span><\/p>\n

Once I was told never to trust a pretty face, but then what should I do when I meet a shit one! <\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

I wouldn’t mind dying – it’s the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.<\/span>
\nR. Geis<\/span><\/p>\n

Who’s Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked?, oh he ain’t shit then…\u201d<\/span>
\nEminem<\/span><\/p>\n

I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.<\/span>
\nEddie Murphy<\/span><\/p>\n

Love is the direct opposite of hate. By definition it’s something you can’t feel for more than a few minutes at a time, so what’s all this bullshit about loving somebody for the rest of your life?<\/span>
\nJudith Rossner<\/span><\/p>\n

One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word “shit” in it.<\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.<\/span>
\nColleen Hoover<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh shit it’s shit.<\/span>
\nStephen King<\/span><\/p>\n

Don’t you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.<\/span>
\nJuxian Tang<\/span><\/p>\n

He is so rich, he has no room to shit.<\/span>
\nMarcus Aurelius<\/span><\/p>\n

Dedicated to all those who deserve it. For every wonderful day of shit that can happen to you, I really hope you can get two fucking others for free.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

Things are so deep and people are always trying to read shit into things that real simple. Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.<\/span>
\nLars Ulrich<\/span><\/p>\n

This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.<\/span>
\nMadeleine Urban<\/span><\/p>\n

Isn’t that the whole integrity of this fuckin’ band to do different shit? We’ve always tried to avoid following what everyone else is doing, It’s a challenge to come up with things that are original. It’s not easy, but that’s part of the fun.<\/span>
\nLars Ulrich<\/span><\/p>\n

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.<\/span>
\nHunter S. Thompson<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you can clean up the shit.<\/span>
\nHaruki Murakami<\/span><\/p>\n

There’s nothing I like better than a film that really works, provided you don’t have to deal with all the shit that comes afterwards in terms of getting what you’re entitled to.<\/span>
\nSean Connery<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m going to do damage with it. I’ll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able to tell me to take things out. Because I’ll put it out myself. The more money I earn, the less they can stop me. Where I come from it’s called fuck you money because I don’t have to take an ounce of shit from anybody.<\/span>
\nMichael Moore<\/span><\/p>\n

Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.<\/span>
\nCharles Bukowski<\/span><\/p>\n

Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.<\/span>
\nLyndon B. Johnson<\/span><\/p>\n

We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.<\/span>
\nDarnell Lamont Walker<\/span><\/p>\n

If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit.<\/span>
\nDoug Stanhope<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!<\/span>
\nEminem quotes<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.<\/span>
\nHaruki Murakami<\/span><\/p>\n

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.<\/span>
\nBill Bryson<\/span><\/p>\n

When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.<\/span>
\nCristian L. Martinez<\/span><\/p>\n

Most people don\u2019t have shit\u2026 But paper and pencils are cheap, that\u2019s why I draw.<\/span>
\nIda L\u00f8k\u00e5s<\/span><\/p>\n

hoo-leee shite!<\/span>
\nJoseph Staten<\/span><\/p>\n

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.<\/span>
\nAnthony Liccione<\/span><\/p>\n

When all is shit, become a fly.<\/span>
\nJosh Holman<\/span><\/p>\n

I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and start running down the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders.\u201d<\/span>
\nLauren Oliver<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m still an artist. I’m never gonna do a shit movie, because I’ve got my modeling to support me.<\/span>
\nMilla Jovovich<\/span><\/p>\n

Son, in politics you’ve got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.<\/span>
\nLyndon B. Johnson<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you perchance write pomes? No, as a matter of fact I collect scraps of shit!<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m still an artist. I’m never gonna do a shit movie, because I’ve got my modeling to support me.<\/span>
\nMilla Jovovich<\/span><\/p>\n

Look. I was pissed off! That’s all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real.<\/span>
\nEminem<\/span><\/p>\n

Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.?<\/span>
\nJarod Kintz<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear ‘The Kids’, Don’t waste your precious holiday time sittin arround all this bullshit x lies, GO FUCK SHIT UP!! Lots ‘O’ Love. P.S. Happy whatever!<\/span>
\nLars Ulrich quotes (American heavy metal Drummer (Metallica), b.1963)<\/span><\/p>\n

I think in twenty years I’ll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.<\/span>
\nEddie Murphy<\/span><\/p>\n

Albert Camus said that man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. But, inevitably, it must be this way, he is a piece of shit!<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

If you choose the company of arseholes… expect shit.<\/span>
\nEvette Carte<\/span><\/p>\n

There are almost 8 billion people on earth and every day we produce a large amount of shit, so Voltaire was really right when he defined our planet as the toilet of the universe. <\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

There isn’t any symbolism. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks, no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.<\/span>
\nErnest Hemingway<\/span><\/p>\n

If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.<\/span>
\nAnd the journey starts now.<\/span>
\nJasper Fforde<\/span><\/p>\n

If Italy has become a crap country, it is not because most people pretend not to see; on the contrary it is precisely because they do not understand a fucking shit!<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.<\/span>
\nChris Rock<\/span><\/p>\n

Behind every successful man is a woman with a brush and shovel cleaning up the shit he’s too full of himself to notice.<\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

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