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Christmas best humorous quotes, a collection of famous amusing aphorisms and funny quotes about Christmas for your holy laughter to spend a wonderful Christmas.<\/span><\/p>\n

As our dear old friend Mark Twain used to say, mankind has only one truly effective weapon: laughter. So, in this Christmas season, when age is advancing, money is scarce, and the death toll continues to rise, I’ve decided to publish a new selection of humorous aphorisms and funny jokes about Christmas. While I’m fully aware that laughing during this time can be a challenging thing, I still want to have faith and be optimistic. After all, the three things that help us endure adversity, as old Kant reminds us, are precisely: hope, sleep, and laughter. And that’s precisely why I want to bring a breath of joy and lightheartedness to all who will read these funny Christmas quotes that are surely going to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help you get into the holiday spirit.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

At Christmas, we must all be kinder, not more stupid!<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

Everyone’s nicer at Christmas. It’s the before and after that worries me.<\/span>
\nLucy van Pelt<\/span><\/p>\n

After the Christmas holidays, my wife always puts me on a diet, but this year I don’t feel like it, and in protest, I’ve started a hunger strike!<\/span>
\nBilbo Baggins<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s Christmas. I’m torn between feeling a great sense of brotherhood and going skiing in Cortina.<\/span>
\nAltan<\/span><\/p>\n

No one respects me. For Christmas, I gave my son a BB gun. And he gave me a T-shirt with a target on the back.<\/span>
\nRodney Dangerfield<\/span><\/p>\n

You did it for me! So thank you. That means I’ll put your lover on my Christmas list, but only if I can find a letter bomb.<\/span>
\nWoody Allen<\/span><\/p>\n

During the Christmas holidays my parents always took me to my grandparents, but I didn’t enjoy the cemetery at all.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay, Christmas is an intimate holiday… but stop giving me underwear!<\/span>
\nBoris Dress<\/span><\/p>\n

According to a recent statistic, the most read phrase during the Christmas holidays is: “Batteries not included.”<\/span>
\nMauroemme<\/span><\/p>\n

The last time I felt the Christmas spirit, the Ghostbusters were taking care of it.<\/span>
\nWaxen<\/span><\/p>\n

Mom, mom, why are we putting up a Christmas tree in October? How can I tell you you have cancer!<\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

My father was a real bastard. At Christmas, he’d take us into the woods and say, ‘Children, the presents are under the tree. Guess which one?’<\/span>
\nMario Zucca<\/span><\/p>\n

From a commercial standpoint, if Christmas didn’t exist, it would have to be invented.<\/span>
\nKatherine Whitehorn<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas: A special day dedicated to the exchange of gifts, gluttony, drunkenness, the most sentimentality, general boredom, and domestic virtues.<\/span>
\nAmbrose Bierce<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear Baby Jesus, in this pandemic year of 2020, you took away my favorite singer: Juliette Gr\u00e9co; my favorite actor: Sean Connery; my favorite soccer player: Diego Maradona; my favorite theatrical actor, Gigi Proietti; my favorite philosopher, Giulio Giorello (so to speak, of course). Listen to me now, I wanted to tell you that my favorite politician is … (insert the politician you think deserves to leave us as soon as possible) and that the year isn’t over yet! Best wishes again, and try your best.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

As a child, it was tough. For Christmas, I was given batteries, with the words “Toy not included” written on them.<\/span>
\nRodney Dangerfield<\/span><\/p>\n

There’s nothing sadder than waking up on Christmas morning and discovering you’re not a child.<\/span>
\nErma Bombeck<\/span><\/p>\n

There’s so much crisis during this Christmas pandemic that the markets will surely open with a sharp decline.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

Have you ever noticed that life seems to follow patterns? For example, I’ve noticed that every year around this time of year I hear Christmas music.<\/span>
\nTom Sims<\/span><\/p>\n

We’re having a baby soon. Are you kidding? No, I’m actually having a baby: the doctor told me… it’ll be my Christmas present! But a tie was enough for me!<\/span>
\nWoody Allen<\/span><\/p>\n

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.<\/span>
\nJean Kerr<\/span><\/p>\n

The ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.<\/span>
\nErma Bombeck<\/span><\/p>\n

What I don\u2019t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.<\/span>
\nPhyllis Diller<\/span><\/p>\n

The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I\u2019ve got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you\u2019re going to hear about it!<\/span>
\nFrank Costanza<\/span><\/p>\n

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Rich, peaceful nations sell weapons to poor, war-torn nations; then at Christmas they collect toys to send to the children of families devastated by the planet’s various conflicts.<\/span>
\nCarl William Brown<\/span><\/p>\n

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 6. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.<\/span>
\nShirley Temple<\/span><\/p>\n

Turkey is good for Christmas, but Christmas is not good for turkey.<\/span>
\nAchille Campanile<\/span><\/p>\n

Nobody\u2019s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.<\/span>
\nClark Griswold<\/span><\/p>\n

Ugster vinyl pumps, Partridge Family records, plastic daisy jewelry, old postcards \u2026 It\u2019s a magpie Christmas market.<\/span>
\nFrancesca Lia Block<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s Christmas Eve. This morning in the shop, a woman asked me what time Midnight Mass is…<\/span>
\nSarotta<\/span><\/p>\n

I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And perhaps some Pam chops with mint.<\/span>
\nMichael Scott<\/span><\/p>\n

Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas. <\/span>
\nStephen Jones<\/span><\/p>\n

You say you hate Washington\u2019s birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you\u2019re a leper.<\/span>
\nKate Beringer<\/span><\/p>\n

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we\u2019re having a change. We\u2019re going to let her in.<\/span>
\nLes Dawson<\/span><\/p>\n

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: There\u2019s the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.<\/span>
\nMarcelene Cox<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas, that annual celebration of parental guilt and juvenile greed.<\/span>
\nP.D. James<\/span><\/p>\n

At Christmas, one in three Italians will go into debt for Christmas Eve dinner. The other two will go into debt for dinner.<\/span>
\nDon Eugenio Iodice<\/span><\/p>\n

I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn\u2019t.<\/span>
\nKevin Malone<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends. <\/span>
\nLarry Wilde<\/span><\/p>\n

I grew up on a Christmas Tree Farm, so this is a good season for me. I was too young to help with the hauling of the trees up the hills and putting them onto cars. So, it was my job to pull the praying mantis pods off of the Christmas trees. The problem with that is if you leave them on there, people bring them into their house. I forgot to check one time, and they hatched all over these people\u2019s house – and there were hundreds of thousands of them! <\/span>
\nTaylor Swift<\/span><\/p>\n

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. <\/span>
\nGeorge Carlin<\/span><\/p>\n

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, \u2018So does the guy I stole it from.’ <\/span>
\nDavid Letterman<\/span><\/p>\n

I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn\u2019t.<\/span>
\nKevin Malone<\/span><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.<\/span>
\nP.J. O\u2019Rourke<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you\u2019re home. <\/span>
\nCarol Nelson<\/span><\/p>\n

At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.<\/span>
\nFrank Costanza<\/span><\/p>\n

Wife and husband at the table: “Of course, of course, dear, I like Christmas leftovers… but not in April!”<\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.<\/span>
\nBuddy, Elf<\/span><\/p>\n

What are you doing for Christmas?” “I’m getting fat.”<\/span>
\nDaniele Villa<\/span><\/p>\n

Aren\u2019t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.<\/span>
\nBart Simpson<\/span><\/p>\n

Last Christmas, I was so broke that, to avoid disappointing my son, I had to tell him I’d bought him the Invisible Man doll.<\/span>
\nPaolo Burini<\/span><\/p>\n

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there\u2019s always that terrible moment when he\u2019s opened the very last one. That\u2019s when he expects you to say, \u2018Oh yes, I almost forgot,\u2019 and take him out and show him the pony.<\/span>
\nMignon McLaughlin<\/span><\/p>\n

What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? Drink some gluhwein, enjoy some hasenpfeffer.<\/span>
\nDwight Schrute<\/span><\/p>\n

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Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything.<\/span>
\nMichael Scott<\/span><\/p>\n

But what do I care about having a good Christmas? The problem is the other 364 days.<\/span>
\nFrancesco De Collibus<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas, that annual celebration of parental guilt and juvenile greed.<\/span>
\nP.D. James<\/span><\/p>\n

It will be a very traditional Christmas, with presents, crackers, doors slamming and people bursting into tears.<\/span>
\nVictoria Wood<\/span><\/p>\n

Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, in my underwear?<\/span>
\nScott Calvin<\/span><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s be naughty and save Santa the trip. <\/span>
\nGary Allan<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s always consoling to know that today\u2019s Christmas gifts are tomorrow\u2019s garage sales. <\/span>
\nMilton Berle<\/span><\/p>\n

Rome, the Baby Jesus was stolen from the nativity scene in the Imperial Forums. Word has spread that his father is very high up.<\/span>
\nLia Celi<\/span><\/p>\n

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas every day.<\/span>
\nJohn Boehner<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. <\/span>
\nCraig Ferguson<\/span><\/p>\n

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. <\/span>
\nBob Phillips<\/span><\/p>\n

You can\u2019t fool me – there ain\u2019t no Sanity Clause! <\/span>
\nChico Marx<\/span><\/p>\n

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases. <\/span>
\nBridger Winegar<\/span><\/p>\n

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. <\/span>
\nLarry Wilde<\/span><\/p>\n

A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn\u2019t get into a single argument all day. <\/span>
\nMelanie White<\/span><\/p>\n

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.<\/span>
\nBuddy, Elf<\/span><\/p>\n

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. <\/span>
\nLouis C.K.<\/span><\/p>\n

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk, and he put a solar panel in my stocking. <\/span>
\nEarthman Adam<\/span><\/p>\n

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it \u2018Christmas\u2019 and went to church; the Jews called it \u2018Hanukkah\u2019 and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say \u2018Merry Christmas!\u2019 or \u2018Happy Hanukkah!\u2019 or (to the atheists) \u2018Look out for the wall!’ <\/span>
\nDave Barry<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas: It\u2019s the only religious holiday that\u2019s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state. <\/span>
\nSamantha Bee<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. <\/span>
\nAndy Borowitz<\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t want Christmas season to end because it\u2019s the only time I can legitimately indulge in one particular addiction: glitter. <\/span>
\nEloisa James<\/span><\/p>\n

God invites us to humility and simplicity,\u201d said the man who wore golden vestments while officiating Christmas Mass.<\/span>
\nMassimo Meoni<\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing\u2019s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. <\/span>
\nKin Hubbard<\/span><\/p>\n

The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can\u2019t charge it. <\/span>
\nBill Vaughan<\/span><\/p>\n

That\u2019s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. <\/span>
\nJerry Seinfeld<\/span><\/p>\n

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. <\/span>
\nDave Barry<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Claus wears a red suit. He must be a communist. And long hair. He must be a pacifist. What\u2019s in that pipe he\u2019s smoking? <\/span>
\nArlo Guthrie<\/span><\/p>\n

I just want to be rich enough to buy enough ornaments to cover more than one side of the tree. <\/span>
\nCharlotte Christmas<\/span><\/p>\n

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, \u2018Toys not included.’ <\/span>
\nBernard Manning<\/span><\/p>\n

Today I put up the Christmas tree. With the current crisis, I’m trying to earn some money by dressing up as a Christmas tree.<\/span>
\nMassimo Bozza<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is almost here. I’ll try to escape through the window.<\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course, Santa is dead. You force a guy to eat a billion cookies in one night, what do you think is going to happen? <\/span>
\nJimmy Kimmel<\/span><\/p>\n

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That\u2019s it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox. Anthony Jeselnik<\/span><\/p>\n

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it\u2019s better than all the other ones. <\/span>
\nGuy Endore Kaiser<\/span><\/p>\n

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Share these funny holiday quotes with your friends and family to spread Christmas joy, or use them as clever Christmas-themed Instagram captions. You can even use them on coffee mugs or T-shirts and give them as gifts!<\/span>
\nKeep Watching<\/span><\/p>\n

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. <\/span>
\nVictor Borge<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer\u2026Who\u2019d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? <\/span>
\nBill Watterson<\/span><\/p>\n

Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they\u2019re worth the price of a stamp. <\/span>
\nMelanie White<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Mistletoe,\u2019 said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry\u2019s head. He jumped out from under it. \u2018Good thinking,\u2019 said Luna seriously. \u2018It\u2019s often infested with nargles.’ <\/span>
\nJ.K. Rowling<\/span><\/p>\n

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you\u2019ve been bad and good.<\/span>
\nLinda Sunshine<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

You can just hear Santa saying \u2018Ho, Ho, Ho\u2019 when you receive your credit card statement in January. <\/span>
\nKate Summers<\/span><\/p>\n

Synthetic literature. Today: Christmas theme. Title: “I went with my girlfriend to see a nativity scene.” Development: “Two hearts, a hut.”<\/span>
\nAndrea Balestrero<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas songs are like sexual intercourse: after the third one, you can’t take it anymore.<\/span>
\nFlavio Oreglio<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s Christmas Eve! It\u2019s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. <\/span>
\nBill Murray<\/span><\/p>\n

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. <\/span>
\nJohnny Carson<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas: the one time of year when you can\u2019t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.<\/span>
\nCharles Stross<\/span><\/p>\n

So I\u2019ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don\u2019t need Santa seeing me in my underwear. <\/span>
\nJeff Kinney<\/span><\/p>\n

I hate, loathe and despise Christmas. It\u2019s a time when single people have to take cover or get out of town.<\/span>
\nKristin Hunter<\/span><\/p>\n

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.<\/span>
\nCassandra Clare<\/span><\/p>\n

I wish we could put some of our Christmas spirit in jars and open one up every month. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?<\/span>
\nConan O\u2019Brien<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights. <\/span>
\nMaya Angelou<\/span><\/p>\n

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.<\/span>
\nJohnny Carson<\/span><\/p>\n

My wife, like many women, actually likes wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. <\/span>
\nDave Barry<\/span><\/p>\n

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it. <\/span>
\nKatharine Whitehorn<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas. <\/span>
\nMelanie White<\/span><\/p>\n

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. This wasn\u2019t for any religious reasons. They couldn\u2019t find three wise men and a virgin. <\/span>
\nJay Leno<\/span><\/p>\n

I never get to see Santa Claus come down the chimney because I always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him.<\/span>
\nTheodore W. Higginsworth<\/span><\/p>\n

There are a lot of things money can\u2019t buy. Not one of them is on my son\u2019s list. <\/span>
\nMilton Berle<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is the season when you buy this year\u2019s gifts with next year\u2019s money. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive. <\/span>
\nStephen Fry<\/span><\/p>\n

My husband\u2019s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. <\/span>
\nMelanie White<\/span><\/p>\n

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it\u2019s saying \u2018Buy Buy.’ <\/span>
\nRobert Paul<\/span><\/p>\n

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. <\/span>
\nSteven Wright<\/span><\/p>\n

At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional. <\/span>
\nRobert Godden<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I\u2019ll drink the red. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead.<\/span>
\nLaurell K. Hamilton<\/span><\/p>\n

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. <\/span>
\nAnonymous<\/span><\/p>\n

One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales. <\/span>
\nGrace Kriley<\/span><\/p>\n

People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks? <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

The older I get, the fewer useless gifts I get. The fewer I get, the less I have to wrap to re-gift for next Christmas. <\/span>
\nRobert Rivers<\/span><\/p>\n

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven\u2019t seen for 20 minutes. <\/span>
\nJulius Sharpe<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is such a carefree, low-pressure time – that\u2019s one of the things I love about it. <\/span>
\nStephen King<\/span><\/p>\n

I haven\u2019t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. <\/span>
\nWinston Spear<\/span><\/p>\n

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. <\/span>
\nCharles M. Schulz<\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing says holidays like a cheese log. <\/span>
\nEllen Degeneres<\/span><\/p>\n

Thank you, Stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace. <\/span>
\nJimmy Fallon<\/span><\/p>\n

Once you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear for Christmas. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it\u2019s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. <\/span>
\nGarrison Keillor<\/span><\/p>\n

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. <\/span>
\nUnknown<\/span><\/p>\n

Well, they\u2019ll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.<\/span>
\nTom Waits<\/span><\/p>\n

Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you\u2019re helping Santa Claus. To me, that\u2019s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus!<\/span>
\nLouis Sachar<\/span><\/p>\n

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: There\u2019s the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.<\/span>
\nMarcelene Cox<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours\u2019 reading time *while the kids are awake*. It might look like a cheapskate present, but parents will appreciate that it costs more in real terms than a Lamborghini.<\/span>
\nNick Hornby<\/span><\/p>\n

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